Will Smith is back in action in the con man Focus. Here is the spoiler-filled two-minute version.
Nicky: I know.
Jess: What?!? Teach me to be a better criminal.
Nicky: The trick is…Got your ring…you have to…Got your watch…make sure…Got your ring again…people can’t…Got your nose…focus.
Jess: You’re good. Can I get in on your big game?
Nicky: Ok. But only because you’re hot.
Jess: *pickpockets people at Super Bowl*
Jess: Football is boring.
Nicky: Ok. I have a gambling problem. I bet you everyone checks out that chick.
Jess: Ok.
Random Guy: I like to gamble, too. I’ll bet you a bunch of dollars they do a football thing.
Nicky: You’re on. They won’t do a football thing.
*Players do a football thing*
Nicky: Crap. I bet you a million dollars they won’t do another football thing.
Random Guy: I’ll take that bet. Because I carry around stupid amounts of dollars in cash.
*Players do another football thing*
Nicky: Crap. I’ll bet you 2 million dollars I can beat you at war.
Random Guy: You’re crazy. Ok.
*Random Guy wins war*
Nicky: Crap. Double or nothing, I can make you do a stupid bet that I’ve been setting you up for all day.
Random Guy: Crap. I did the stupid bet and lost.
Nicky: Bye, Jess.
Jess: WTF?
3 years later
Nicky: Please allow me to monologue about every detail of the plan we’re about to do.
Racecar Driver Guy: Yes, please do. Make sure you go into extreme detail about every step of the plan.
Nicky: Jess, I love you. Let’s run away.
Jess: I love Racecar Driver Guy.
Nicky: Crap.
Jess: Just kidding. I love you. Let’s run away.
Racecar Driver Guy: Hey, con man. You conned me. I’m gonna kill you and your girlfriend who was my girlfriend this morning.
Nicky: Crap.
Security Guy: *pew* I shot him.
Jess: OMG!
Security Guy: It’s cool. I’m his dad. We have to save his life, so I can steal all the money you stole.
Nicky: Crap.
The End
